Deep down, I secretly love these things. For the love of God answer it.
What would you do if..
1. I died:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. You found out I was married:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I refused to leave my home:?
8. I got into a fight while you were there:
What do you think about my...
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Family:
Would you...
13. Help me hide a body?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Take a bullet for me?
17. Go on an extended road trip with me?
18. Try to solve my problems?
19. Help me kill a man? Woman? Domestic animal? Endangered species? The neighbors' dogs?
20. Scratch my ass?
Have you ever...
21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying?
More...
27. Who are you?
28. Are we friends?
29. When and how did we meet?
30. Describe me in three words:
31. What was your first impression?
32. Do you still think that way about me now?
33. What reminds you of me?
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
35. How well do you know me?
36. When's the last time you saw me?
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Um...thanks in advance for your responses. I look forward to reading all two of them.
4 comments:
What would you do if..
1. I died: I would be sad. That's a terrible question.
2. I kissed you: I think I might tell Shelley that she should re-evaluate this relationship. Then I would probably knee you in the balls.
3. I lived next door to you: I would definitely learn a lot more about music.
4. You found out I was married: Surprise wouldn't be something I would feel.
5. I stole something: You mean you haven't?
6. I was hospitalized: Call the candy stripers and have them do a fancy dance for you.
7. I refused to leave my home:? Wait for the emergency vehicles to show up.
8. I got into a fight while you were there: Help.
What do you think about my...
9. Personality: calm, collected, calculating and any other c words I could think of
10. Eyes: behind glasses
11. Hair: shaggy
12. Family: Honestly? I enjoy your family. I don't think I've had a bad experience yet with your family.
Would you...
13. Help me hide a body? Depends on whose body it is. But probably not. I suffer from massive guilt.
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? Absolutely.
15. Hold my hand? Ok, well, probably. If it was so bad that it came to that, I would do it. I have no problem with it.
16. Take a bullet for me? Yeah. With my track record of injury, I would probably get the bullet anyway.
17. Go on an extended road trip with me? Absolutely...as long as I had some veto power over the music choices.
18. Try to solve my problems? I already do that. It's in my nature to try to help people.
19. Help me kill a man? Woman? Domestic animal? Endangered species? The neighbors' dogs? Man or woman, no. Endangered species--depends on how hungry I was. Neighbor's dogs=same thing as domestic animal.
20. Scratch my ass? If you were totally unable to do it, yeah, I would do it for you. Again, I don't have many body issues and I don't really care.
Have you ever...
21. Lied to make me feel better? Nope
22. Wanted to kiss me? Nope
23. Wanted to kill me? Nope
24. Broke my heart? Nope
25. Kept something important from me? Nope
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? Nope
More...
27. Who are you? Youth minister, photographer, counselor, there are tons of answers to that one.
28. Are we friends? I'd like to think so.
29. When and how did we meet? Long, drawn-out story that hearkens back to #18.
30. Describe me in three words: intelligent, articulate, compassionate
31. What was your first impression? smart ass
32. Do you still think that way about me now? yes
33. What reminds you of me? Whenever I hear the types of music I heard a lot of in college, I think of you.
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? Peace
35. How well do you know me? Fairly well. Not like life-long friend well, but I think I have a pretty clear understanding of you.
36. When's the last time you saw me? About a week or so ago when it was really cold and you took me in.
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? What an odd question to end on. I typically tell people what they need to hear. I just tend to wait until the right time with some things.
1. Sleep forever.
2. Smile. And kiss you back.
3. Would be at your house all the time.
4. I would probably punch you in the face and balls really really hard. Unless you were married to me. Then I'd just ask when it happened and demand another ceremony.
5. Ditto to M@: "You mean you haven't"
6. Stand by your bed, play music, give you my laptop so you could read the internets.
7. I'd drag you by the ear and take you outside.
8. I would TRY to help, but I since I would probably make things worse, I would get Tyler Perry.
9. Sincere, cool, laid back
10. Greenish, browinsh, Hazelish - really pretty.
11. Long, brown, and with a little curl.
12. Your dad is cool, your mom has good hospitality, eric is nice, and nick is neat.
13. Yes. But we would do it MY way.
14. Of course.
15. Of course.
16. Of course.
17. Of course.
18. I try my best.
19. I'd help you kill a man or a woman. But NOT any sort of animal.
20. I probably have at some point.
21. No.
22. YES.
23. No. It was close when I was trying to help you with your math class.
24. I never will.
25. No.
26. Well.....again, the math class was pretty annoying.
27. Your girl friend
28. Hell yeah.
29. It started out with a piece of chalk.
30. Cute, Smart, funny, and deLIGHTful.
31. Cute and smart ass.
32. Yes I do.
33. Pretty much everything. Especially when I miss you.
34. Love.
35. Pretty damn well.
36. A couple of hours ago.
37. No.
1. I would be really sad, and would probably keep up w. Eric a few times more than usual to make sure he was OK. I would make a blog post about it and feel bad.
2. Probably nothing. Maybe smile and say, "OK..."
3. I'd come over often to hang out or say hi and acclimate you to Corvallis.
4. Say congrats.
5. Nothing.
....
13. No.
14. Definitely
15. Yes, if it was neeeded or necessary.
16. Sorry dude... aside from my wife and a few in my immediate family, I am not thinking of bullet-taking.
17. Hell yeah.
18. Only if you asked and wanted my help, if your issues needed addressing in the first place.
19. No to all.
20. If you were handicapped or bedridden and needed it.
21. not that I recall.
22-26. No.
27. Dan
28. Yes, though we keep up only through blogs and occasional email.
29. You saw my film and thought it was cool and we met at some stuffy gymnasium where the VBShit had its showing.
30. Intelligent - curious - thoughtful
31. Young dude who may have promise as a filmmaker... I am honored he liked "Inner Redemption" as cheesey as it may've been.
32. I am sure you've grown up quite a bit. I know you are more given to free inquiry than I may've imagined.
33. Frank Zappa
34. Um... sure, Peace.
35. Not especially well. I get an impression from what i read here, but I don't know you all that well. Definitely not as well as I know your bro.
36. I think, in person, it must've been at the sweaty gymnasium in Munshit.
37. Yes. This was too long l;-)
1. Steal your drums
2. Lobotomize you
3. Refer to #1
4. I'd probably congratulate you on facebook. Oh, wait.
5. Wouldn't blink an eye
6. Pay you a long visit after I stole your drums
7. If your barricading yourself in the house from jackbooted government thugs, I'll bring the weapons.
8. Return fire
9. Rational, self-critical, calm, what Matt said
10. They're eyes...
11. It's hair...
12. Don't know them all that well. Eric Jr. is pretty funny though and I like the fact that your dad hates kids...or was that a joke?
13. No, but I can tell you some areas it won't be found
14. Well, yeah!
15. Nah
16. Only if its in the aforementioned scenario involving the jackbooted government thugs
17. Ditto on Matt
18. I can try, but I'm not great at it
19. Again with the aforementioned scenario involving the jackbooted government thugs...or Hillary Clinton
20. You're on your own there
21. No
22. No
23. Only for your drums
24. No
25. Hell no
26. No
27. Distinguished Expert in Rifle, competitively classified sharpshooter, beer aficionado, writer, that guy who hated Chad Comer almost as much as you in 6th grade soccer
28. I hope so!
29. The 1997 soccer season
30. Intelligent, sincere, autonomous
31. Smart
32. Yes
33. Groucho Marx
34. Money for a new set of drums after I stole yours
35. I like to think pretty well
36. Damn, last spring?
37. No
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